2wapworld staff office memo=) by _SonIcGirL_ 2013/07/01 10:04
To: All Mod&Admin
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come
to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you
wearing Prada sneakers and
carrying a Gucci bag we
assume that you are doing
well financially and
therefore you do not need a
raise. If you dress poorly,
you need to learn to manage
your money better, so that
you may buy nicer clothes
and therefore you do not
need a raise. If you dress in-
between, you are right
where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a
raise.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive
104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday and
Sunday.
Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30
minutes for lunch as they
need to eat more so that
they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15
minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain
their average size. Fat
people get 5 minutes for
lunch, because that's all the
time needed to drink a Slim
Fast and take a diet pill.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.:P
To: All Mod&Admin
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come
to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you
wearing Prada sneakers and
carrying a Gucci bag we
assume that you are doing
well financially and
therefore you do not need a
raise. If you dress poorly,
you need to learn to manage
your money better, so that
you may buy nicer clothes
and therefore you do not
need a raise. If you dress in-
between, you are right
where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a
raise.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive
104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday and
Sunday.
Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30
minutes for lunch as they
need to eat more so that
they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15
minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain
their average size. Fat
people get 5 minutes for
lunch, because that's all the
time needed to drink a Slim
Fast and take a diet pill.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.:P
use area51.. we hv not any concern with topic issue.. moov topic in silly zone
I wanna resign after reading this 
Rebellion 2013/07/01 14:17
Sounds like 2wap rules -rulez-
Quote: _SonIcGirL_: part-2 office memo
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.
If you are able
to go to the doctor, you are
able to come to work.
Restroom Use:
Entirely too much time is
being spent in the restroom.
There is now a strict 3
minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet pater roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the"Chronic Offender"category. Surgery: As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed will constitute a breach of employment. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, and input should be directed elsewhere.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.
If you are able
to go to the doctor, you are
able to come to work.
Restroom Use:
Entirely too much time is
being spent in the restroom.
There is now a strict 3
minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet pater roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the"Chronic Offender"category. Surgery: As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed will constitute a breach of employment. Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, and input should be directed elsewhere.
Sounds like 2wap rules -rulez-
(yes)
now now I am dead.
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