2wapworld staff office memo=) by _SonIcGirL_ 2013/07/01 10:04
To: All Mod&Admin
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come
to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you
wearing Prada sneakers and
carrying a Gucci bag we
assume that you are doing
well financially and
therefore you do not need a
raise. If you dress poorly,
you need to learn to manage
your money better, so that
you may buy nicer clothes
and therefore you do not
need a raise. If you dress in-
between, you are right
where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a
raise.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive
104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday and
Sunday.
Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30
minutes for lunch as they
need to eat more so that
they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15
minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain
their average size. Fat
people get 5 minutes for
lunch, because that's all the
time needed to drink a Slim
Fast and take a diet pill.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.:P
To: All Mod&Admin
Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come
to work dressed according
to your salary. If we see you
wearing Prada sneakers and
carrying a Gucci bag we
assume that you are doing
well financially and
therefore you do not need a
raise. If you dress poorly,
you need to learn to manage
your money better, so that
you may buy nicer clothes
and therefore you do not
need a raise. If you dress in-
between, you are right
where you need to be and
therefore you do not need a
raise.
Personal Days:
Each employee will receive
104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturday and
Sunday.
Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30
minutes for lunch as they
need to eat more so that
they can look healthy.
Normal size people get 15
minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain
their average size. Fat
people get 5 minutes for
lunch, because that's all the
time needed to drink a Slim
Fast and take a diet pill.
Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof
of sickness.:P
I wanna resign after reading this 
Dashman 2013/07/01 10:16
use area51.. we hv not any concern with topic issue.. moov topic in silly zone
use area51.. we hv not any concern with topic issue.. moov topic in silly zone
Dashman 2013/07/01 10:19
Quote: BoHemiAn_Ar!jEEt: And what's about for rest of the Users??
Bore..........???? -ono-
all team member cat walk against us.. we clap them
Bore..........???? -ono-
The_Torpid 2013/07/01 10:20
Haha.........Yes we can do this!!!
Quote: Dashman: all team member cat walk against us.. we clap them
Haha.........Yes we can do this!!!
The_Torpid 2013/07/01 10:28
Let her Report........I've the powerof the ordinary users.You know the no. Of Users is more than no. Of staffs!!
Quote: Dashman: don't free post here . Sonic report topic to team .yay.
Let her Report........I've the powerof the ordinary users.You know the no. Of Users is more than no. Of staffs!!
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Lost_SouL 2013/07/01 10:49
Hey...I am not in staff ....so why you are curious about what I wear? .dd1. @Dash
Hey...I am not in staff ....so why you are curious about what I wear? .dd1. @Dash
jaQui 2013/07/01 11:15
And u shud also give a week notice incase ur going to die so we can arange for u to train some one else in ur place
And u shud also give a week notice incase ur going to die so we can arange for u to train some one else in ur place
jaQui 2013/07/01 11:22
U will not get any leave for funerals, is no use coz u cant do anything for the dead.
U will not get any leave for funerals, is no use coz u cant do anything for the dead.
HandsomeHeart 2013/07/01 11:57
unrest is starts in staff team, moreover they shall be going on strike against office memo
unrest is starts in staff team, moreover they shall be going on strike against office memo
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