*stuff-jokes*
Jill
2012/05/23 04:15
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. .wink.
(source-internet)
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Jill
2012/05/23 06:42
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem.
I can't remember anything.
Doctor: How long have you had
this problem? Patient: What
problem?
I can't remember anything.
Doctor: How long have you had
this problem? Patient: What
problem?
Jill
2012/05/23 10:53
5 Birds sitting on Tree. 2 Decided
to fly Away. How Many Remain on
Tree? 3 ? No ! Ans is 5.. There is
lot of Difference Between
"Deciding" and "Doing" !
to fly Away. How Many Remain on
Tree? 3 ? No ! Ans is 5.. There is
lot of Difference Between
"Deciding" and "Doing" !
Jill
2012/05/23 10:56
A Rabbit runs, jumps but lives only for 15 years. A Turtle does not run or jump yet lives for 150 years. Moral: EXERCISE IS HELL, JUST SLEEP WELL..
Jill
2012/05/23 11:25
Interesting thing about Tom
Jerry ..??? . . . . . . . full day they run
here there naked... but when
going for a swim , they don't
forget to wear a swim suit
Jerry ..??? . . . . . . . full day they run
here there naked... but when
going for a swim , they don't
forget to wear a swim suit
Jill
2012/05/23 11:28
Once a mosquito fell in love with a hen. Soon they kissed ... The hen died of malaria,and mosquito died of bird-flu! 
Jill
2012/05/23 11:32
A female elephant goes near a
lake to take bath.. Guess wat all d
naughty male elephants
comment standing by the lake
side??..
Wow! Luk
3600-2400-3600
lake to take bath.. Guess wat all d
naughty male elephants
comment standing by the lake
side??..
Wow! Luk
3600-2400-3600
Jill
2012/05/23 11:35
Teacher: Whoever answers my
next question can go home. *Boy
throws bag out the window*
Teacher: Who threw that?????
Boy: Me, Im going home..
next question can go home. *Boy
throws bag out the window*
Teacher: Who threw that?????
Boy: Me, Im going home..
Jill
2012/05/23 11:36
Cute Message : Teacher : Who
wants to go to heaven...?
(Everybody lift their hand except
one small boy...) Teacher : Why..?
He says,"Mom said come directly
to home after school..."
wants to go to heaven...?
(Everybody lift their hand except
one small boy...) Teacher : Why..?
He says,"Mom said come directly
to home after school..."
Jill
2012/05/23 11:40
Teacher : What is the square root
of 69..??
Student : I don't know
Teacher : You don't know
anything , Idiot.,
Student : I have a
question for you madam , that
you can never answer.
Teacher :
Okay, Tell me..!!
Student: why this
kolaveri kolaveri di??
of 69..??
Student : I don't know
Teacher : You don't know
anything , Idiot.,
Student : I have a
question for you madam , that
you can never answer.
Teacher :
Okay, Tell me..!!
Student: why this
kolaveri kolaveri di??
Jill
2012/05/23 11:43
Do u know what is the benefit of
having a girl friend in a same
school/college. . . . .
100 Percent
attendance.
having a girl friend in a same
school/college. . . . .
100 Percent
attendance.
Jill
2012/05/23 11:50
Why do students sleep for long
hours????. . . . . . .
Best answersaid by Students.. . . .. . Our dreams are always Big....
hours????. . . . . . .
Best answersaid by Students.. . . .. . Our dreams are always Big....
Jill
2012/05/23 11:52
If Your Teacher Puts
2x + 5x2 /-8 + 21
0n The Board And Tells
You To "Solve The Problem" Get
Up n Erase The Board Problem
Solved ... :p =D .
2x + 5x2 /-8 + 21
0n The Board And Tells
You To "Solve The Problem" Get
Up n Erase The Board Problem
Solved ... :p =D .
Jill
2012/05/23 11:55
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj
Prakash hai. Teacher: When I ask
a question in English, answer it
in English. Student: My name is
Sunlight.
Student: Mera naam Suraj
Prakash hai. Teacher: When I ask
a question in English, answer it
in English. Student: My name is
Sunlight.
Jill
2012/05/23 11:56
Hey friends i am switching off my
mobile number due to my exams
because i have to work hard to
get good marks please contact
me after 15 minutes after that i
will manage to set my mind
mobile number due to my exams
because i have to work hard to
get good marks please contact
me after 15 minutes after that i
will manage to set my mind
Jill
2012/05/23 11:57
18 yr old boy : will u marry
me ? . . . 18 yr old girl : no... get
lost ! ............. . 4 yr old boy : will u
marry me ? . . . . 18 yr old girl :
OMG ! he's shoo cute
yes yes i
will
me ? . . . 18 yr old girl : no... get
lost ! ............. . 4 yr old boy : will u
marry me ? . . . . 18 yr old girl :
OMG ! he's shoo cute
yes yes i
will
Jill
2012/05/23 11:59
During an English lesson, the
teacher notices that a boy was
not paying attention to him.
Teacherappu, join these two
sentences together. I was cycling
to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I
saw a dead body cycling to
school.
teacher notices that a boy was
not paying attention to him.
Teacher
appu, join these two
sentences together. I was cycling
to school. I saw a dead body.
Pappu: (thinking for a while) I
saw a dead body cycling to
school.
Jill
2012/05/23 12:01
Teacher: Which is the best month to study..? Babuji(Sardarji's son) : octembruary.. Teacher: dont be silly, there is NO such month.. Babuji: Exactly!!! .........
.........
Jill
2012/05/23 12:01
History Teacher : From where to
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but I
think from page 15 to 26.
.wink.
where did the mughals rule ?
Student: Sir, I am not sure but I
think from page 15 to 26.
.wink.
Jill
2012/05/23 12:04
innocent Reply: Kid:- TeaCher Can
i Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher:-
(CorreCting him) "May" i Go To
The BathroOm ? Kid:- Miss,But i
AsKed 1st ..!! :-D
i Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher:-
(CorreCting him) "May" i Go To
The BathroOm ? Kid:- Miss,But i
AsKed 1st ..!! :-D
Jill
2012/05/23 12:05
A student grabbed a coin, Flipped
it in the air said, Head, I go to
sleep. Tail, I watch a movie. If it
stands on the edge I'll study..
it in the air said, Head, I go to
sleep. Tail, I watch a movie. If it
stands on the edge I'll study..
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