*stuff-jokes* by Jill 2012/05/23 04:15
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. .wink.
(source-internet)
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. .wink.
(source-internet)
Jill 2012/05/23 05:31
Written Outside a Government
Office : "Do not make Noise" . . . .
"Else we will wake up
Written Outside a Government
Office : "Do not make Noise" . . . .
"Else we will wake up
Jill 2012/05/23 05:32
Teacher: What r the people of
Turkey called? Student: I don't
know. Teacher: They r called
Turks. Now What r the people of
Germany called? Student: They r
called Germs
Teacher: What r the people of
Turkey called? Student: I don't
know. Teacher: They r called
Turks. Now What r the people of
Germany called? Student: They r
called Germs
Jill 2012/05/23 05:33
Q: Why doesn't the India law
permit a man to marry a second
woman? A: Because as per law
you cannot be punished twice
for the same offence!
*haha*
Q: Why doesn't the India law
permit a man to marry a second
woman? A: Because as per law
you cannot be punished twice
for the same offence!
*haha*
Jill 2012/05/23 05:35
New Examination pattern in
India(Revised) : General student :
Answer all question. OBC : Write
only one question. SC : Only read
question. ST : Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation..
New Examination pattern in
India(Revised) : General student :
Answer all question. OBC : Write
only one question. SC : Only read
question. ST : Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation..
Jill 2012/05/23 05:39
Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? . . . A HOT Teacher because of hot teacher they gonna attend all classes
Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? . . . A HOT Teacher because of hot teacher they gonna attend all classes
Jill 2012/05/23 05:55
IPL team from computer
engineers:- 1.Rajasthan
recursion 2.Kolkata node riders
3.Mumbai implicants 4.Delhi
dragging 5.Deccan call centers
6.Chennai super computers
7.Royal stack bangalore
8.Kernal11 punjab 9.Pune
website indians 10.Kochi tuple
kerala
IPL team from computer
engineers:- 1.Rajasthan
recursion 2.Kolkata node riders
3.Mumbai implicants 4.Delhi
dragging 5.Deccan call centers
6.Chennai super computers
7.Royal stack bangalore
8.Kernal11 punjab 9.Pune
website indians 10.Kochi tuple
kerala
Jill 2012/05/23 05:55
Double HEART attack message by
a girl to a boy:- 1st Msg: Lets
break up now, its all over. . . . . . . .
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That
was not for you. X
Double HEART attack message by
a girl to a boy:- 1st Msg: Lets
break up now, its all over. . . . . . . .
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That
was not for you. X
Jill 2012/05/23 05:58
She: Hi Baby Him: Hi My lovely
(Sendng fails) She: r u here? Him:
Yes Yes im here(sendng fails)
She: r u ignoring me or what
Him: Honey im not... Im right here
(Sendng fails) She: It s over dont
u ever talk to me again! Him :
D**n Go to hell : -! (sms sent)
*haha*
She: Hi Baby Him: Hi My lovely
(Sendng fails) She: r u here? Him:
Yes Yes im here(sendng fails)
She: r u ignoring me or what
Him: Honey im not... Im right here
(Sendng fails) She: It s over dont
u ever talk to me again! Him :
D**n Go to hell : -! (sms sent)
*haha*
Jill 2012/05/23 06:04
Lawyer: What is your date of
birth? Witness: July 15th. Lawyer:
What year? Witness: Every year.
(haha)
Lawyer: What is your date of
birth? Witness: July 15th. Lawyer:
What year? Witness: Every year.
(haha)
Jill 2012/05/23 06:06
Mike to Lawyer: What is your fee?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3
questions. Mike: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your
third question?
Mike to Lawyer: What is your fee?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3
questions. Mike: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your
third question?
Jill 2012/05/23 06:15
Q : what is similarty between
manmohan singh and indian
cricket team. A : both have a
foreign coach .!!
Q : what is similarty between
manmohan singh and indian
cricket team. A : both have a
foreign coach .!!
Jill 2012/05/23 06:17
********HEIGHT OF
EDUCATION......*******.
A policeman saw a small boy crying
on the roadside. He approached
him asked : What's the
matter...?? . .
Boy replied : MATTER
is anything that occupies space
has mass..!!
.wink.
********HEIGHT OF
EDUCATION......*******.
A policeman saw a small boy crying
on the roadside. He approached
him asked : What's the
matter...?? . .
Boy replied : MATTER
is anything that occupies space
has mass..!!
.wink.
Jill 2012/05/23 06:18
A Political leader is giving a speech: If you vote for me, I will
build a bridge for you.
Listener: But we dont have any river.
Leader: I will dig a river and then
build the bridge..
A Political leader is giving a speech: If you vote for me, I will
build a bridge for you.
Listener: But we dont have any river.
Leader: I will dig a river and then
build the bridge..
Jill 2012/05/23 06:21
When the best actors are chosen
by other actors, it's called the
Oscars. When the best actors are
chosen by the people, it's called
an election.!
.lol.
When the best actors are chosen
by other actors, it's called the
Oscars. When the best actors are
chosen by the people, it's called
an election.!
.lol.
Jill 2012/05/23 06:27
Flash news: A 2 seater plane
crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local sardars have so far
found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
.wink.
Flash news: A 2 seater plane
crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local sardars have so far
found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
.wink.
Jill 2012/05/23 06:29
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2
clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead
asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd
clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2
clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead
asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd
clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Jill 2012/05/23 06:31
BREAKING NEWS:A Speaking
snake is found in AMERICA One of
the person asked"WHO IS YOUR
LAST PRESIDENT? THE SNAKE
REPLIED "BUSSHHHH''
BREAKING NEWS:A Speaking
snake is found in AMERICA One of
the person asked"WHO IS YOUR
LAST PRESIDENT? THE SNAKE
REPLIED "BUSSHHHH''
Jill 2012/05/23 06:32
Height of addiction: A prisoner
was ready tobe hanged to death,
officer asked abt his last wish. He
said - I want to update my orkut
and facebook status as 'DEAD'
Height of addiction: A prisoner
was ready tobe hanged to death,
officer asked abt his last wish. He
said - I want to update my orkut
and facebook status as 'DEAD'
Jill 2012/05/23 06:35
Once Upon A Time True Lovers
Went For A Long Walk, . . ... . . . . .
Remaining Story Will Be
Published When They Return ...
=D
Once Upon A Time True Lovers
Went For A Long Walk, . . ... . . . . .
Remaining Story Will Be
Published When They Return ...
=D
#45 Fun & Comedy
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