*stuff-jokes*
Jill
2012/05/23 04:15
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. .wink.
(source-internet)
(source-internet)
Jill
2012/05/23 05:31
Written Outside a Government
Office : "Do not make Noise" . . . .
"Else we will wake up
Office : "Do not make Noise" . . . .
"Else we will wake up
Jill
2012/05/23 05:32
Teacher: What r the people of
Turkey called? Student: I don't
know. Teacher: They r called
Turks. Now What r the people of
Germany called? Student: They r
called Germs
Turkey called? Student: I don't
know. Teacher: They r called
Turks. Now What r the people of
Germany called? Student: They r
called Germs
Jill
2012/05/23 05:33
Q: Why doesn't the India law
permit a man to marry a second
woman? A: Because as per law
you cannot be punished twice
for the same offence!
*haha*
permit a man to marry a second
woman? A: Because as per law
you cannot be punished twice
for the same offence!
*haha*
Jill
2012/05/23 05:35
New Examination pattern in
India(Revised) : General student :
Answer all question. OBC : Write
only one question. SC : Only read
question. ST : Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation..
India(Revised) : General student :
Answer all question. OBC : Write
only one question. SC : Only read
question. ST : Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation..
Jill
2012/05/23 05:39
Behind Every FAIL Student There Is A HOT Girlfriend And What About TOPPERS? . . . A HOT Teacher because of hot teacher they gonna attend all classes 
Jill
2012/05/23 05:55
IPL team from computer
engineers:- 1.Rajasthan
recursion 2.Kolkata node riders
3.Mumbai implicants 4.Delhi
dragging 5.Deccan call centers
6.Chennai super computers
7.Royal stack bangalore
8.Kernal11 punjab 9.Pune
website indians 10.Kochi tuple
kerala
engineers:- 1.Rajasthan
recursion 2.Kolkata node riders
3.Mumbai implicants 4.Delhi
dragging 5.Deccan call centers
6.Chennai super computers
7.Royal stack bangalore
8.Kernal11 punjab 9.Pune
website indians 10.Kochi tuple
kerala
Jill
2012/05/23 05:55
Double HEART attack message by
a girl to a boy:- 1st Msg: Lets
break up now, its all over. . . . . . . .
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That
was not for you. X
a girl to a boy:- 1st Msg: Lets
break up now, its all over. . . . . . . .
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That
was not for you. X
SoA
2012/05/23 05:58
Emran Hashmi -lmao1-
Jill
2012/05/23 05:58
She: Hi Baby Him: Hi My lovely
(Sendng fails) She: r u here? Him:
Yes Yes im here(sendng fails)
She: r u ignoring me or what
Him: Honey im not... Im right here
(Sendng fails) She: It s over dont
u ever talk to me again! Him :
D**n Go to hell : -! (sms sent)
*haha*
(Sendng fails) She: r u here? Him:
Yes Yes im here(sendng fails)
She: r u ignoring me or what
Him: Honey im not... Im right here
(Sendng fails) She: It s over dont
u ever talk to me again! Him :
D**n Go to hell : -! (sms sent)
*haha*
Jill
2012/05/23 06:04
Lawyer: What is your date of
birth? Witness: July 15th. Lawyer:
What year? Witness: Every year.
(haha)
birth? Witness: July 15th. Lawyer:
What year? Witness: Every year.
(haha)
Jill
2012/05/23 06:06
Mike to Lawyer: What is your fee?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3
questions. Mike: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your
third question?
Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3
questions. Mike: Isn't it too high?
Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your
third question?
Jill
2012/05/23 06:15
Q : what is similarty between
manmohan singh and indian
cricket team. A : both have a
foreign coach .!!
manmohan singh and indian
cricket team. A : both have a
foreign coach .!!
Jill
2012/05/23 06:17
********HEIGHT OF
EDUCATION......*******.
A policeman saw a small boy crying
on the roadside. He approached
him asked : What's the
matter...?? . .
Boy replied : MATTER
is anything that occupies space
has mass..!!
.wink.
EDUCATION......*******.
A policeman saw a small boy crying
on the roadside. He approached
him asked : What's the
matter...?? . .
Boy replied : MATTER
is anything that occupies space
has mass..!!
.wink.
Jill
2012/05/23 06:18
A Political leader is giving a speech: If you vote for me, I will
build a bridge for you.
Listener: But we dont have any river.
Leader: I will dig a river and then
build the bridge..
build a bridge for you.
Listener: But we dont have any river.
Leader: I will dig a river and then
build the bridge..
Jill
2012/05/23 06:21
When the best actors are chosen
by other actors, it's called the
Oscars. When the best actors are
chosen by the people, it's called
an election.!
.lol.
by other actors, it's called the
Oscars. When the best actors are
chosen by the people, it's called
an election.!
.lol.
Jill
2012/05/23 06:27
Flash news: A 2 seater plane
crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local sardars have so far
found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
.wink.
crashed in a graveyard in
punjab . Local sardars have so far
found 500 bodies and are still
digging for more..
.wink.
Jill
2012/05/23 06:29
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2
clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead
asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd
clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead
asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd
clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Jill
2012/05/23 06:31
BREAKING NEWS:A Speaking
snake is found in AMERICA One of
the person asked"WHO IS YOUR
LAST PRESIDENT? THE SNAKE
REPLIED "BUSSHHHH''
snake is found in AMERICA One of
the person asked"WHO IS YOUR
LAST PRESIDENT? THE SNAKE
REPLIED "BUSSHHHH''
Jill
2012/05/23 06:32
Height of addiction: A prisoner
was ready tobe hanged to death,
officer asked abt his last wish. He
said - I want to update my orkut
and facebook status as 'DEAD'
was ready tobe hanged to death,
officer asked abt his last wish. He
said - I want to update my orkut
and facebook status as 'DEAD'
Jill
2012/05/23 06:35
Once Upon A Time True Lovers
Went For A Long Walk, . . ... . . . . .
Remaining Story Will Be
Published When They Return ...
=D
Went For A Long Walk, . . ... . . . . .
Remaining Story Will Be
Published When They Return ...
=D
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