Teacher: What r the people of
Turkey called? Student: I don't
know. Teacher: They r called
Turks. Now What r the people of
Germany called? Student: They r
called Germs
New Examination pattern in
India(Revised) : General student :
Answer all question. OBC : Write
only one question. SC : Only read
question. ST : Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation..
Double HEART attack message by
a girl to a boy:- 1st Msg: Lets
break up now, its all over. . . . . . . .
2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That
was not for you. X
She: Hi Baby Him: Hi My lovely
(Sendng fails) She: r u here? Him:
Yes Yes im here(sendng fails)
She: r u ignoring me or what
Him: Honey im not... Im right here
(Sendng fails) She: It s over dont
u ever talk to me again! Him :
D**n Go to hell : -! (sms sent)
*haha*
When the best actors are chosen
by other actors, it's called the
Oscars. When the best actors are
chosen by the people, it's called
an election.!
.lol.
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2
clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead
asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd
clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Height of addiction: A prisoner
was ready tobe hanged to death,
officer asked abt his last wish. He
said - I want to update my orkut
and facebook status as 'DEAD'