*stuff-jokes* by Jill 2012/05/23 04:15
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. .wink.
(source-internet)
Hi frndz here i wil post forward joke sms's.. Read nd njoY.. .wink.
(source-internet)
Jill 2012/05/23 04:30
Indian Prime Minister: We are
sending Indians to the moon
next year! US President: Wow!
How many? Indian Prime
Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3
Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3
Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri
Migrants, 2 MPs 1 Astronaut.
Indian Prime Minister: We are
sending Indians to the moon
next year! US President: Wow!
How many? Indian Prime
Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3
Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3
Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri
Migrants, 2 MPs 1 Astronaut.
Jill 2012/05/23 04:31
Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next
president of USA". Obama: "Are
you an idiot??" Santa: "Why?? is it
Compulsory???"
Santa calls up "white house"
Santa: "I want to be the next
president of USA". Obama: "Are
you an idiot??" Santa: "Why?? is it
Compulsory???"
Jill 2012/05/23 04:32
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr.
Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus
5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to
fool me, you've just twisted the
figure, the answer is 6!!
.wink.
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr.
Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus
5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to
fool me, you've just twisted the
figure, the answer is 6!!
.wink.
Jill 2012/05/23 04:34
Height of Tension: Obama
updates his fb status"LADEN IS
KILLED,JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE"
after sumtym he gets notificason
Laden Likes ur status!:
Height of Tension: Obama
updates his fb status"LADEN IS
KILLED,JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE"
after sumtym he gets notificason
Laden Likes ur status!:
Jill 2012/05/23 04:35
A boy called FM radio and said:
Ive found a purse with
Rs.15000/- a credit card an ID
card of Mr.Ram new road,
Kathmandu. Radio Jockey: How
honest so you want to return his
purse?
Boy: no.. I just wanted to
dedicate a sad song for him...
A boy called FM radio and said:
Ive found a purse with
Rs.15000/- a credit card an ID
card of Mr.Ram new road,
Kathmandu. Radio Jockey: How
honest so you want to return his
purse?
Boy: no.. I just wanted to
dedicate a sad song for him...
Jill 2012/05/23 04:35
Breaking News" At last we now
know why WORLD'S going to end
in 2012.. .. .. . . . .. . . on 5/8/2012
Friendship day and "RAKSHA
BANDHAN" are together on same
day....
Breaking News" At last we now
know why WORLD'S going to end
in 2012.. .. .. . . . .. . . on 5/8/2012
Friendship day and "RAKSHA
BANDHAN" are together on same
day....
Jill 2012/05/23 04:47
Question. why do people
disliking corruption don't stop it
at their own level...?? ans- its just
like kolaveri di song... nobody
agrees to like it,,,, but still listen to
it again and again.........
Question. why do people
disliking corruption don't stop it
at their own level...?? ans- its just
like kolaveri di song... nobody
agrees to like it,,,, but still listen to
it again and again.........
Jill 2012/05/23 04:49
OSAMA: I am not DEAD., OBAMA:
haha no one wud believe it.!
OSAMA: I am sending another
VDO
OBAMA: lol go ahead ppl will
think its old
OSAMA: no this tyme
m sending HD VDO in 3D
technology.!
OSAMA: I am not DEAD., OBAMA:
haha no one wud believe it.!
OSAMA: I am sending another
VDO
OBAMA: lol go ahead ppl will
think its old
OSAMA: no this tyme
m sending HD VDO in 3D
technology.!
Jill 2012/05/23 04:53
Question was: . "Where is the
CAPITAL of INDIA? . ... . the most
intelligent answer was: . "In
SWISS BANKS..!!!!"
*haha*
Question was: . "Where is the
CAPITAL of INDIA? . ... . the most
intelligent answer was: . "In
SWISS BANKS..!!!!"
*haha*
Jill 2012/05/23 04:55
sardar's dad died... and he was
crying..
After 5 min sardar cries
louder..
Friend: wat happened
now ?? sardar: my sister just
called me (her dad also died)!!
sardar's dad died... and he was
crying..
After 5 min sardar cries
louder..
Friend: wat happened
now ?? sardar: my sister just
called me (her dad also died)!!
Jill 2012/05/23 04:57
The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is
That: . . . . . . . . . One Has To Look
On Both Sides While Crossing A
ONE WAY ROAD......
The Beauty Of Indian Traffic Is
That: . . . . . . . . . One Has To Look
On Both Sides While Crossing A
ONE WAY ROAD......
Jill 2012/05/23 04:58
Two Good Reasons Why Some
People Cant Mind Their Own
Business ! .. One -They Have No
Mind Two -They have No
Business..
Two Good Reasons Why Some
People Cant Mind Their Own
Business ! .. One -They Have No
Mind Two -They have No
Business..
Jill 2012/05/23 05:03
Thank God.... . The Kolaveri song
was sung by Dhanush. If it was
sung by his father-in-law,
Rajnikanth, ... it could have been
our National Anthem now...
Thank God.... . The Kolaveri song
was sung by Dhanush. If it was
sung by his father-in-law,
Rajnikanth, ... it could have been
our National Anthem now...
Jill 2012/05/23 05:04
bush to manmohan singh "we
have bombs like britney
spear,madonna,julia robert.what
do you have??? manmohan
replied "we have bomb diffuser
such as emraan hashmi !!!"
*haha*
bush to manmohan singh "we
have bombs like britney
spear,madonna,julia robert.what
do you have??? manmohan
replied "we have bomb diffuser
such as emraan hashmi !!!"
*haha*
Jill 2012/05/23 05:11
The Best Prank Call Ever: "Hello
KFC?" - " Yes, How can I help you
sir?" . . . . . . . . . " I want
MACDONALD'S number!!! :-P
The Best Prank Call Ever: "Hello
KFC?" - " Yes, How can I help you
sir?" . . . . . . . . . " I want
MACDONALD'S number!!! :-P
Jill 2012/05/23 05:13
Once Rajnikant's pencil broke
while writing CAT Exam. Guess
What? . .. ... CAT was made an
Online Test!
Once Rajnikant's pencil broke
while writing CAT Exam. Guess
What? . .. ... CAT was made an
Online Test!
Jill 2012/05/23 05:17
Legal Voting Age For Boys : 18
Years . .
Legal Marriage Age For Boys : 21 Years . .
What Does This
Mean ?? . . . .
You Need More Experience To Handle A Girl Than
A Country..!! )
Legal Voting Age For Boys : 18
Years . .
Legal Marriage Age For Boys : 21 Years . .
What Does This
Mean ?? . . . .
You Need More Experience To Handle A Girl Than
A Country..!! )
Jill 2012/05/23 05:21
Qualified MBA Marketing student
married a girl after 1 year of
tough life with her,finally he got
angry n sent a note to his father
in law "UR PRODUCT IS NT ACC 2
MY REQUIREMENTS" The father in
law replied 1 year waranty
expired,compny is not
respnsble...
Qualified MBA Marketing student
married a girl after 1 year of
tough life with her,finally he got
angry n sent a note to his father
in law "UR PRODUCT IS NT ACC 2
MY REQUIREMENTS" The father in
law replied 1 year waranty
expired,compny is not
respnsble...
Jill 2012/05/23 05:23
Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom
To Understand My Boss.. .. Give
Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To
Understand His Deeds.. .. But
Dearest God Dont Give The Power
Because If You Give Me Power, I
WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Dear God, Give Me The Wisdom
To Understand My Boss.. .. Give
Me The Love To Forgive Him.. ..
Give Me The Patience To
Understand His Deeds.. .. But
Dearest God Dont Give The Power
Because If You Give Me Power, I
WILL BREAK HIS HEAD.
Jill 2012/05/23 05:28
Why does Bill Gates drive a car
with 1 wheel? Because he
prefers a Hard-Drive!
Why does Bill Gates drive a car
with 1 wheel? Because he
prefers a Hard-Drive!
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