Quote:
_rOcK_: A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door.
A tall lady answerd it. B4 she cud
speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shxt on2
da carpet..
Salesman:
"Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shxt !"
Lady:
"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup
wid dat?"
Salesman:
"Y madam?"
Lady:
"Cuz therez no electricty in da
house." ...
It's called cow dung not shxt