Irfan Mohammad Parmar wrote: by _rOcK_ 2011/09/01 18:44
A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door.
A tall lady answerd it. B4 she cud
speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shxt on2
da carpet..

Salesman:

"Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shxt !"

Lady:

"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup
wid dat?"

Salesman:

"Y madam?"

Lady:

"Cuz therez no electricty in da
house." ...
_rOcK_ 2011/09/01 18:47
Japanese came to India.

He took a AUTO to go to the airport. On d way a HONDA overtakes,

Japanese:

"HONDA made in
JAPAN very fast".....

Next a TOYOTA overtakes,

he said "TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast."

Airport came he asked "how much?"

Driver:" 8000Rs"

Japanese:" y so expensive?"

Driver: "METER made in INDIA very fast."
_rOcK_ 2011/09/01 18:50
Driving styles in diff countries-

1hands on steering wheel,1 hand out window - "sydney"

1 hand on steering and 1 hand
on horn - "japan"..

1 hand on horn,1 hand on gear, listening loud music,1 ear on cell,1 foot on acceleration, nothing on break and both eyes on female in next car- . . "India"
EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/09/01 19:30
/smiley oh good ones
Insenus_AmoR 2011/09/01 19:54
/smiley ..
SpArKo 2011/09/01 20:14
Lol it's funny. But if we look at the fact,s it's not truth. So i hope foreigners dont misunderstand about our country /smiley
Eternal_Knight 2011/09/02 01:41
hehehe
MaG 2011/09/02 02:00
1St one was funny -hahaha-
abbey4united 2011/09/02 17:35
Really? /smiley
Lalit 2011/09/02 17:39
/smiley -hahaha- nice jokes....
_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_ 2011/09/03 08:46
.lol. Gd ones,
Terry 2011/09/04 09:55
-hahaha-
jaQui 2011/09/04 09:58
0mg! /smileyvery gud!
jaQui 2011/09/04 10:18
.knight.
_h3AvEn_KiNG_ 2011/09/04 10:25
/smiley meter made in India very fast -hahaha-
THE_SPEAR_KING 2011/09/04 10:37
.hehe.
.
.lol.
.
LoneLy_heArt 2011/09/04 11:11
/smiley /smiley -hahaha-
zakir 2011/09/04 11:45
dil garden garden kar diya yar
zakir 2011/09/04 11:46
send more jokes
Someone 2011/09/04 11:49
Quote: SpArKo: Lol it's funny. But if we look at the fact,s it's not truth. So i hope foreigners dont misunderstand about our country /smiley
Yes, you r right. But i think topic owners intent is to make peoples laugh
_rOcK_ 2011/09/04 18:42
Quote: Vipul: Yes, you r right. But i think topic owners intent is to make peoples laugh
yup you are correct bro....this is just for smile.../smiley
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