Irfan Mohammad Parmar wrote:
25 replies
_rOcK_
Sep 1, 2011 18:44
A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door.
A tall lady answerd it. B4 she cud
speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shxt on2
da carpet..
Salesman:
"Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shxt !"
Lady:
"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup
wid dat?"
Salesman:
"Y madam?"
Lady:
"Cuz therez no electricty in da
house." ...
_rOcK_
Sep 1, 2011 18:47Japanese came to India.
He took a AUTO to go to the airport. On d way a HONDA overtakes,
Japanese:
"HONDA made in
JAPAN very fast".....
Next a TOYOTA overtakes,
he said "TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast."
Airport came he asked "how much?"
Driver:" 8000Rs"
Japanese:" y so expensive?"
Driver: "METER made in INDIA very fast."
_rOcK_
Sep 1, 2011 18:50Driving styles in diff countries-
1hands on steering wheel,1 hand out window - "sydney"
1 hand on steering and 1 hand
on horn - "japan"..
1 hand on horn,1 hand on gear, listening loud music,1 ear on cell,1 foot on acceleration, nothing on break and both eyes on female in next car- . . "India"
EpIcInCoGnItO
Sep 1, 2011 19:30
oh good ones
Insenus_AmoR
Sep 1, 2011 19:54
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SpArKo
Sep 1, 2011 20:14Lol it's funny. But if we look at the fact,s it's not truth. So i hope foreigners dont misunderstand about our country 
Eternal_Knight
Sep 2, 2011 01:41hehehe
MaG
Sep 2, 2011 02:001St one was funny 
abbey4united
Sep 2, 2011 17:35Really? 
Lalit
Sep 2, 2011 17:39 nice jokes....
_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_
Sep 3, 2011 08:46
Gd ones,
Terry
Sep 4, 2011 09:55
jaQui
Sep 4, 2011 09:580mg! 
very gud!
very gud!
jaQui
Sep 4, 2011 10:18
_h3AvEn_KiNG_
Sep 4, 2011 10:25
meter made in India very fast 
THE_SPEAR_KING
Sep 4, 2011 10:37
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LoneLy_heArt
Sep 4, 2011 11:11
zakir
Sep 4, 2011 11:45dil garden garden kar diya yar
zakir
Sep 4, 2011 11:46send more jokes
Someone
Sep 4, 2011 11:49 SpArKo: Lol it's funny. But if we look at the fact,s it's not truth. So i hope foreigners dont misunderstand about our country
Yes, you r right. But i think topic owners intent is to make peoples laugh
_rOcK_
Sep 4, 2011 18:42 Vipul: Yes, you r right. But i think topic owners intent is to make peoples laugh
yup you are correct bro....this is just for smile...
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