A new vaccum salesman knockd on da door.
A tall lady answerd it. B4 she cud
speak, d salesman barged into da living room n emptied a bag of cow shxt on2
da carpet..
Salesman:
"Madam, if i cudnt clean this up with my new powerful vaccum cleaner, i'll EAT all this Shxt !"
Lady:
"Do u need chilli sauce or ketchup
wid dat?"
Salesman:
"Y madam?"
Lady:
"Cuz therez no electricty in da
house." ...
Japanese came to India.
He took a AUTO to go to the airport. On d way a HONDA overtakes,
Japanese:
"HONDA made in
JAPAN very fast".....
Next a TOYOTA overtakes,
he said "TOYOTA made in JAPAN, very fast."
Airport came he asked "how much?"
Driver:" 8000Rs"
Japanese:" y so expensive?"
Driver: "METER made in INDIA very fast."
Driving styles in diff countries-
1hands on steering wheel,1 hand out window - "sydney"
1 hand on steering and 1 hand
on horn - "japan"..
1 hand on horn,1 hand on gear, listening loud music,1 ear on cell,1 foot on acceleration, nothing on break and both eyes on female in next car- . . "India"