~Funny Quotes~

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DareDevil

Feb 7, 2011 14:31

Post here all your funny quotes. smiley

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Oceangoddess

Sep 24, 2016 17:08

My laziness is like the number 8 when I lay down it becomes infinity

viji24

Apr 11, 2019 09:50

universe like a circle that has no circumference and every point is a centre.

zugzwang

Apr 19, 2019 04:30

' life is like penis' woman makes it hard.'

Ishola124

Sep 4, 2020 09:04

hi? i am oluwatope i av funny quote it go like this(y travel to UK... y no they OK....y stal US...y useless sucess is all ABOVE.... y no go ABROND...which life u con they think

Mayank: Ek Baar Girl-Friend Aur Boy-Friend Gumne Jate Hai. Girl-Friend: Jaanu, Mujhe Icecreem Khani Hai Boy-Friend Ne Icecreem Kharid Kar De Di. Girl-Friend: Thank You, Jaanu You Are SoSweet Boy-Friend: Sirf Thank You Se Kaam NahiChalega Girl-Friend: Tum Kiss Karna Chahate Ho Na Boy-Friend: Abe Saali Aadhi Icecream Idhar De, Jab Dekho Romance Ki Hi Padi Rehti Hai

Ha Haa Ha Ha Haa Ha ðŸ‘

Imran-Ali-Khan

Mar 11, 2021 11:38

Mayank: Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai? Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai. Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?

Bahut Zabardast Bhai ðŸ˜†

Imran-Ali-Khan

Mar 11, 2021 11:40

Mayank: Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega. Friend2: Kyu? Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!

Comedy King Mayank ðŸ˜…ðŸ˜‚