~Funny Quotes~ by DareDevil 2011/02/07 14:31
Post here all your funny quotes. -lol- -yum-
Note : No Free Posting Please !
Post here all your funny quotes. -lol- -yum-
Note : No Free Posting Please !
Solahudeen 2011/08/20 05:22
There was a boy in my town is name gbajue. He told is father dat they tell them 2 bought geography textbook. He tell is father dat is uncle tell them 2 by geo-gra-phy. Geo is 1,500, gra is 2000, phy is 5000
There was a boy in my town is name gbajue. He told is father dat they tell them 2 bought geography textbook. He tell is father dat is uncle tell them 2 by geo-gra-phy. Geo is 1,500, gra is 2000, phy is 5000
Feliezo4real 2011/10/06 19:29
I went 2 a church one sunday nd at d end of d sermon, d prist asked us d new convert 2 SOW A SEED into our future,but instead of me bringing MONEY, i ran back home nd went 2 bring d head of d yam i had eaten d previous day...
I went 2 a church one sunday nd at d end of d sermon, d prist asked us d new convert 2 SOW A SEED into our future,but instead of me bringing MONEY, i ran back home nd went 2 bring d head of d yam i had eaten d previous day...
Feliezo4real 2011/10/06 19:22
CHEMISTRY AND D LORDS PRAYER! Oh God of chemistry,who art in ATOM,ELETRON,PROTON & NEURON...May thy FORMULEA & SUBJECT be know 2 ya humbled followers in LAB praticals & class rooms...help us these day 2 become CHEMISTRICIANS which is our only wish 4rm d BLENDING,STROKINGS & MOCKRIES 4rm ART students... And lead us not into ACCIDENT, but deliver us 4rm all ACID CONCETRATED BURNS...4 dis is our wish...and we pray through our MOLECULAR MASS NUMBER of our BRAINS...AMEN!
CHEMISTRY AND D LORDS PRAYER! Oh God of chemistry,who art in ATOM,ELETRON,PROTON & NEURON...May thy FORMULEA & SUBJECT be know 2 ya humbled followers in LAB praticals & class rooms...help us these day 2 become CHEMISTRICIANS which is our only wish 4rm d BLENDING,STROKINGS & MOCKRIES 4rm ART students... And lead us not into ACCIDENT, but deliver us 4rm all ACID CONCETRATED BURNS...4 dis is our wish...and we pray through our MOLECULAR MASS NUMBER of our BRAINS...AMEN!
TemPEST 2011/11/09 22:28
Wheather produces a very solid & hot rain,why the hurry to remove your dried cloths?
Wheather produces a very solid & hot rain,why the hurry to remove your dried cloths?
CUTE!
Manal 2011/12/20 04:29
Q. What 3 things are common
between the sun and a
woman's underwear?
A. Both are hot, both look
better while going down
and both disappear at night.
Q. What 3 things are common
between the sun and a
woman's underwear?
A. Both are hot, both look
better while going down
and both disappear at night.
-SwEeThArT- 2011/12/20 15:51
u got to b kidding . . .
Quote: prince1011: Thumbs up DareDevil. U really made my day. Funny quotes. Well i sent d bed letter stuff 2 my gurl and she didnt understand d last line...well i just broke d new sim i used. Nw i think am gona regret it. Thanks again
u got to b kidding . . .
Vintage_Mary23 2011/12/30 16:25
Why didn't I know this when I was still in school?!
Quote: DareDevil: Dear Math, go buy a calculator and solve your own problems.
I'm a teenager, not a therapist.
I'm a teenager, not a therapist.
Why didn't I know this when I was still in school?!
tmab 2012/01/03 07:57
the vast majority of this nation still continue to vastilitate the exhorbitant ethutiasm and irrational irritability....
the vast majority of this nation still continue to vastilitate the exhorbitant ethutiasm and irrational irritability....
Mayank 2012/01/13 13:21
FULL FORM OF BOYS B- Badmashiyo me sb se Aage , O- ullo0 ki Tarah Raat me Jaage, Y- Yaariya Nibhate Jaan Lagaa k .. S- Shareef sirf apne k aage
FULL FORM OF BOYS B- Badmashiyo me sb se Aage , O- ullo0 ki Tarah Raat me Jaage, Y- Yaariya Nibhate Jaan Lagaa k .. S- Shareef sirf apne k aage
Mayank 2012/01/13 13:22
Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli : Maine itna hi kaha ke Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!
Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli : Maine itna hi kaha ke Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!
Mayank 2012/01/13 13:22
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.
Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai Battery Low ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
Mayank 2012/01/13 13:22
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai?
Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai.
Baccha : Itana pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko?
Mayank 2012/01/13 13:23
Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End.
A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself,"Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."
Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch one of her movie.... the Movie came to an End.
A bit disturbed and annoyed with what he saw, Banta told himself,"Thank God it was just a movie and not reality."
Mayank 2012/01/13 13:23
Ek Baar Girl-Friend Aur Boy-Friend Gumne Jate Hai.
Girl-Friend: Jaanu, Mujhe Icecreem Khani Hai
Boy-Friend Ne Icecreem Kharid Kar De Di.
Girl-Friend: Thank You, Jaanu You Are SoSweet
Boy-Friend: Sirf Thank You Se Kaam NahiChalega
Girl-Friend: Tum Kiss Karna Chahate Ho Na
Boy-Friend: Abe Saali Aadhi Icecream Idhar De, Jab Dekho Romance Ki Hi Padi Rehti Hai
Ek Baar Girl-Friend Aur Boy-Friend Gumne Jate Hai.
Girl-Friend: Jaanu, Mujhe Icecreem Khani Hai
Boy-Friend Ne Icecreem Kharid Kar De Di.
Girl-Friend: Thank You, Jaanu You Are SoSweet
Boy-Friend: Sirf Thank You Se Kaam NahiChalega
Girl-Friend: Tum Kiss Karna Chahate Ho Na
Boy-Friend: Abe Saali Aadhi Icecream Idhar De, Jab Dekho Romance Ki Hi Padi Rehti Hai
#45 Fun & Comedy
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