Stories of Spoon And Haris by Someone 2011/01/13 10:01
Spoon's Story

-smile-

A teacher Named Spoon was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

Teacher Spoon asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?

NO! the children answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?

Again, the answer was, NO!

Now Teacher Spoon was smiling. Hey, they're getting it, she thought! Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven? she asked.

Again, they all answered, NO!

Spoon was just bursting with pride for them.

Well, she continued, then how can I get into Heaven?

A five-year-old boy Named Haris shouted out, YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.

-lol-

_dreamprince_ 2011/01/13 12:20
Quote: KrYptoN: spoon storyyyy -hahaha-
haris story /smiley

haris 2011/01/13 12:49
Quote: _Mr.RaO_: haris story /smiley
thanx it made u laugh/smiley

Dashman 2011/01/13 13:13
Theme of story is dat .. Spoon n haris belief different 4m each other.. Nicely describe both prsn
_GUL_ 2011/01/13 13:37
Quote: sweet_poison: its nazar not najar

Haris jaha chaye naraz rakh skthy hain I dnt mind
Chamca ho ya chamci/smiley
jaha chahey/smiley vipul st0ry Ready/smiley

Eternal_Knight 2011/01/13 14:06
nice jokes
STAIN 2011/01/13 15:54
/smiley /smiley
Rosay 2011/01/13 17:57
hmmm
Undiscover 2011/01/13 19:20
Nyc joke /smiley
Saphire_flames 2011/01/13 20:21
nice funny stories
Toyz 2011/01/13 21:21
MacNasty
P.girl 2011/07/26 06:10
Wat a funny child
zakir 2011/07/29 00:55
correct correct
Raul09 2011/07/29 17:29
cute story haha /smiley
Muwale 2011/07/30 12:39
Thats very funny.
_ShAnE_StArK_ 2013/09/12 13:00
nice../smiley
S-ALI.RAZA 2013/12/30 05:05
Very funny /smiley
Crownstar 2014/11/11 10:31
very very 4nny
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