Stories of Spoon And Haris by Someone 2011/01/13 10:01
Spoon's Story
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A teacher Named Spoon was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
Teacher Spoon asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?
NO! the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?
Again, the answer was, NO!
Now Teacher Spoon was smiling. Hey, they're getting it, she thought! Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven? she asked.
Again, they all answered, NO!
Spoon was just bursting with pride for them.
Well, she continued, then how can I get into Heaven?
A five-year-old boy Named Haris shouted out, YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.
-lol-
Spoon's Story
-smile-
A teacher Named Spoon was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
Teacher Spoon asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?
NO! the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?
Again, the answer was, NO!
Now Teacher Spoon was smiling. Hey, they're getting it, she thought! Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven? she asked.
Again, they all answered, NO!
Spoon was just bursting with pride for them.
Well, she continued, then how can I get into Heaven?
A five-year-old boy Named Haris shouted out, YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.
-lol-
i wil see you soon vipul beta
EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/01/13 10:50
Quote: Vipul: Tum apani najar sirf sweet_poison i mean maheen pe rakho ye hi kafi hai. 
_GUL_ 2011/01/13 13:37
vipul st0ry Ready
Quote: sweet_poison: its nazar not najar
Haris jaha chaye naraz rakh skthy hain I dnt mind
Chamca ho ya chamci
jaha chaheyHaris jaha chaye naraz rakh skthy hain I dnt mind
Chamca ho ya chamci
vipul st0ry Ready
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