Stories of Spoon And Haris by Someone 2011/01/13 10:01
Spoon's Story

-smile-

A teacher Named Spoon was testing the children in her Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

Teacher Spoon asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?

NO! the children answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?

Again, the answer was, NO!

Now Teacher Spoon was smiling. Hey, they're getting it, she thought! Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven? she asked.

Again, they all answered, NO!

Spoon was just bursting with pride for them.

Well, she continued, then how can I get into Heaven?

A five-year-old boy Named Haris shouted out, YOU GOTTA BE DEAD.

-lol-


Saphire_flames 2011/01/13 20:21
nice funny stories
Raul09 2011/07/29 17:29
cute story haha /smiley
Undiscover 2011/01/13 19:20
Nyc joke /smiley
Toyz 2011/01/13 21:21
MacNasty
zakir 2011/07/29 00:55
correct correct
Dashman 2011/01/13 13:13
Theme of story is dat .. Spoon n haris belief different 4m each other.. Nicely describe both prsn
Mahesh 2011/01/13 10:33
nice one../smiley
Someone 2011/01/13 10:02
Haris's Story

/smiley

A kindergarten teacher named Haris was walking around observing his classroom of children while they were drawing pictures.

As he got to one girl Named Spoon who was working diligently, He asked what the drawing was.

The Spoon replied, I'm drawing God.

The teacher Haris paused and said, But no one knows what God looks like.

Without looking up from her drawing, the Spoon replied, They will in a minute.

/smiley

Spoon 2011/01/13 10:08
/smiley cute and sounds like sumthing i wld say
KrYptoN 2011/01/13 10:08
spoon storyyyy -hahaha-
_GUL_ 2011/01/13 10:09
Nice jock factr0y' -hahaha- sp0on and he' .hehe.
Insenus_AmoR 2011/01/13 10:11
Nice stories /smiley
_N0t0rri0uS_NaVI_ 2011/01/13 10:11
-hahaha- nice st0ries /smiley
EpIcInCoGnItO 2011/01/13 10:13
/smiley awesome
R49hu 2011/01/13 10:14
hehe nice teachers /smiley
haris 2011/01/13 10:16
/smiley

i wil see you soon vipul beta/smiley

jaQui 2011/01/13 10:53
S0 funny n cute, /smiley
donprecious 2011/01/13 10:17
U gotta be dead. yeah!
_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_ 2011/01/13 10:20
nicE stories /smiley
OkiJ 2011/01/13 10:21
Nice..1

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