. . .The One Flaw In Women. . . by LoneLy_heArt 2010/06/21 17:03
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'And the Lord answered, 'Haveyou seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable,but not plastic,have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,have a lap that can hold four children at one time,have a kiss that cancure anything from a scraped knee to abroken heart-and she will do everything with onlytwo hands.
'The angel was a stounded at the requirements.'Only two hands!? No way!Andthat's just on the standard model?
That's too much wo rk for oneday.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.
''But I won't , ' theLord protested.'I am so close to finishing this creation that isso close to my own heart.She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'And the Lord answered, 'Haveyou seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable,but not plastic,have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,have a lap that can hold four children at one time,have a kiss that cancure anything from a scraped knee to abroken heart-and she will do everything with onlytwo hands.
'The angel was a stounded at the requirements.'Only two hands!? No way!Andthat's just on the standard model?
That's too much wo rk for oneday.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.
''But I won't , ' theLord protested.'I am so close to finishing this creation that isso close to my own heart.She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.
KelvinJoe 2010/06/25 05:51
Bro u got a lot of passion 4 wumen i culd see,hw ur xplanatn luks so lenthy.
Bro u got a lot of passion 4 wumen i culd see,hw ur xplanatn luks so lenthy.
Robasy 2010/06/25 14:50
The wise woman build her house but the foolish pulls it down with her hands.
The wise woman build her house but the foolish pulls it down with her hands.
LoneLy_heArt 2010/06/30 09:00
u are right.
Quote: Robasy: The wise woman build her house but the foolish pulls it down with her hands.
yes u are right.
davidudofa 2010/07/02 09:03
a man findeh a wife and findeth a good fin but a guy finds a woman and finds trouble
a man findeh a wife and findeth a good fin but a guy finds a woman and finds trouble
LoneLy_heArt 2010/07/05 01:57
Quote: Forgotten8: You are just simply mind blowing subu bro..! Its really an awesome topic..!
scarllete 2011/09/09 14:55
really nice topic ..... 
thats why women deserves to be treat in special way....coz women was made so special..... 
really nice topic ..... thats why women deserves to be treat in special way....coz women was made so special.....
LoneLy_heArt 2011/09/09 18:41
Quote: _FiRe_fLiEs_: ur amazing too....very nice....mota......keep it up d gud work.....
thanks
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