. . .The One Flaw In Women. . . by LoneLy_heArt 2010/06/21 17:03
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'And the Lord answered, 'Haveyou seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable,but not plastic,have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,have a lap that can hold four children at one time,have a kiss that cancure anything from a scraped knee to abroken heart-and she will do everything with onlytwo hands.
'The angel was a stounded at the requirements.'Only two hands!? No way!Andthat's just on the standard model?
That's too much wo rk for oneday.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.
''But I won't , ' theLord protested.'I am so close to finishing this creation that isso close to my own heart.She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said, 'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'And the Lord answered, 'Haveyou seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable,but not plastic,have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,have a lap that can hold four children at one time,have a kiss that cancure anything from a scraped knee to abroken heart-and she will do everything with onlytwo hands.
'The angel was a stounded at the requirements.'Only two hands!? No way!Andthat's just on the standard model?
That's too much wo rk for oneday.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.
''But I won't , ' theLord protested.'I am so close to finishing this creation that isso close to my own heart.She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days.
LoneLy_heArt 2010/06/21 17:07
'The angel moved closer & touched the woman.'But you have made her so soft,
Lord.''She is soft,' the Lord agreed,'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure oraccomplish.
''Will she be able to think?', asked theangel.The Lord replied,'Not only, she will be able to reason & negotiate.
'The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.' ''That's not a leak,'the Lord corrected,'that'sa tear!
''What's t he tear for?
' the angel asked.The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,her sorrow, herpain, her disappointment, her love,her loneliness, her griefand her pride.
'The angel was impressed.'You are a genius,Lord.You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'And she is!Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens ,but they hold happiness,love and joy.
'The angel moved closer & touched the woman.'But you have made her so soft,
Lord.''She is soft,' the Lord agreed,'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure oraccomplish.
''Will she be able to think?', asked theangel.The Lord replied,'Not only, she will be able to reason & negotiate.
'The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.' ''That's not a leak,'the Lord corrected,'that'sa tear!
''What's t he tear for?
' the angel asked.The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,her sorrow, herpain, her disappointment, her love,her loneliness, her griefand her pride.
'The angel was impressed.'You are a genius,Lord.You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'And she is!Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens ,but they hold happiness,love and joy.
LoneLy_heArt 2010/06/21 17:10
They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when theyare happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.They stand up to injustice.They don't take'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.They go without so their family can have.They go tothe doctor with a fright ened friend.
They love unconditionally.They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear abouta birth or a wedding.Their hearts break when a friend when a friend dies.They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet theyare strong when they think there is no strength left.They knowthat a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.Women come inall shapes, sizes and colors.They'll drive, fly, walk, run ore-mail you to show how much they care about you.The heart ofa woman is what makes the world keep turning.They bring joy,hope and love.They have compassion and ideals
They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when theyare happy and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.They stand up to injustice.They don't take'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.They go without so their family can have.They go tothe doctor with a fright ened friend.
They love unconditionally.They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear abouta birth or a wedding.Their hearts break when a friend when a friend dies.They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet theyare strong when they think there is no strength left.They knowthat a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.Women come inall shapes, sizes and colors.They'll drive, fly, walk, run ore-mail you to show how much they care about you.The heart ofa woman is what makes the world keep turning.They bring joy,hope and love.They have compassion and ideals
LoneLy_heArt 2010/06/21 17:12
They give moral support to their family and friends.Women have vital things to say and everything to give. . . .
HOWEVER,IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,IT IS THAT THEY FORGETTHEIR WORTH.
PLEASE
pass this along to your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are..
They give moral support to their family and friends.Women have vital things to say and everything to give. . . .
HOWEVER,IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,IT IS THAT THEY FORGETTHEIR WORTH.
PLEASE
pass this along to your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are..
LoneLy_heArt 2010/06/21 17:14
They give moral support to their family and friends.Women have vital things to say and everything to give. . . .
HOWEVER,IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,IT IS THAT THEY FORGETTHEIR WORTH.
PLEASE
pass this along to your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are..
They give moral support to their family and friends.Women have vital things to say and everything to give. . . .
HOWEVER,IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,IT IS THAT THEY FORGETTHEIR WORTH.
PLEASE
pass this along to your women friends and relatives to remind them just how amazing they are..
LoneLy_heArt 2010/06/22 00:55
Quote: KiNg_S@ul: Hey bro this is to0 long
no matter i know.. .how much its valuable 4 me.
beautiful
Raje07 2010/06/23 04:18
Women's are more brillent than men's .. And they also big foolish more than boys.. How? Do u want to know tat.. Ask me
Women's are more brillent than men's .. And they also big foolish more than boys.. How? Do u want to know tat.. Ask me
Danexcel 2010/06/24 03:13
Women are just special gift to d world cos without women d world is meaningless,so we need them.
Women are just special gift to d world cos without women d world is meaningless,so we need them.
evil_inside 2010/06/24 03:38
Quote: Raje07: Women's are more brillent than men's .. And they also big foolish more than boys.. How? Do u want to know tat.. Ask me
0k why?
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