Funny jokes... by _rOcK_ 2010/01/17 09:01
A few Good Jokes
Wonderful coffee
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
Doctors promise
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
Dentist's thinking
patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
In safe hands
patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Dont worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now its the turn of the 90 percent survivors...........................
A few Good Jokes
Wonderful coffee
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
Doctors promise
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
Dentist's thinking
patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
In safe hands
patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Dont worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now its the turn of the 90 percent survivors...........................
yasmin 2010/04/07 01:17
on a romantic sardars gurlfriend asks him on our engagement will u give me a ring? He said ya sure wat iz ur fone number.
on a romantic sardars gurlfriend asks him on our engagement will u give me a ring? He said ya sure wat iz ur fone number.
kip it up
wolenelson 2010/11/15 07:50
I have to many rat in my house, so i bought some rat killer when i got home im some how weak so i have to sleep with the rat killer in my hand, in the process of sleeping i had a dream dat im inside a big house eating a big plate of chicken, wen i woke up my hand was full of two big rat.
I have to many rat in my house, so i bought some rat killer when i got home im some how weak so i have to sleep with the rat killer in my hand, in the process of sleeping i had a dream dat im inside a big house eating a big plate of chicken, wen i woke up my hand was full of two big rat.
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