Funny jokes... by _rOcK_ 2010/01/17 09:01
A few Good Jokes
Wonderful coffee
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
Doctors promise
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
Dentist's thinking
patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
In safe hands
patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Dont worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now its the turn of the 90 percent survivors...........................
A few Good Jokes
Wonderful coffee
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today.
Doctors promise
"Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only."
Dentist's thinking
patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."
In safe hands
patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Dont worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now its the turn of the 90 percent survivors...........................
rickosi4eva_Dwizzard 2010/01/20 13:41
Is this another joke of yaz?
Quote: h2o: Hmmm.................
Is this another joke of yaz?
LoneLy_heArt 2010/01/27 08:31
BHIKARI: saheb 6 rupees dedo coffe peene hai. MAN: 6 kyon? Ek coffe toh 3 rupees ki hai. BHIKARI: par saheb sath me grlfrind bhi hai. MAN: bhikari hokar bhi grlfrnd bana li? BHIKARI: nahi saheb grlfrnd ne bhikari bana diya...!!!
BHIKARI: saheb 6 rupees dedo coffe peene hai. MAN: 6 kyon? Ek coffe toh 3 rupees ki hai. BHIKARI: par saheb sath me grlfrind bhi hai. MAN: bhikari hokar bhi grlfrnd bana li? BHIKARI: nahi saheb grlfrnd ne bhikari bana diya...!!!
Chinoso 2010/01/29 11:05
An old man was travelling on a bus, later on a pick pocket stole his wallet, suddenly he got up and raised an alarm- who stole my wallet? if i cant find my wallet, what happened in 1978 will repeat itself here, quickly a history student asked him- please sir, what happened in 1978? the old man replied I TREKKED HOME!
An old man was travelling on a bus, later on a pick pocket stole his wallet, suddenly he got up and raised an alarm- who stole my wallet? if i cant find my wallet, what happened in 1978 will repeat itself here, quickly a history student asked him- please sir, what happened in 1978? the old man replied I TREKKED HOME!
MATTERHORN 2010/01/30 10:31
Good jokes. [b]Now one from me[b]- When does 3+3 equals to 8 Think, Think Use your mind Give up ? Ok. Ans-When you are wrong.
Good jokes. [b]Now one from me[b]- When does 3+3 equals to 8 Think, Think Use your mind Give up ? Ok. Ans-When you are wrong.
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