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Beggar: Give Me Food. Man: I'll Give You Vodka. Beggar: I Don't Drink, Give Mefood. Man: I'll Give You Cigarettes. Beggar: I Don't Smoke. Man: I'…
ONLY FOR PANICLE
Boy calls his GF at midnight ... Girl - Hi darling Is everythings alright ?.. Boy -I wanted to tell you something important . . . …
advancement
Someone bought an Egg and discovered that there was nothing inside... He went back to where he bought it and complained...they broke all their…
Fat Man on a Weighing Machine Joke
A fat man wanted to see how much he weighs and stepped on the electronic weighing machine. The machine printed: One at a time please!
Smart Conversation
PM to Smarty: Do you do brain surgery? :) Smarty: Yeah, I do a lot of brain surgery. :) Was your brain surgery always successful? :) It might have bee…
CHARACTER makes Gentleman".!!!@@@@@@
Once a British Asked Swami Vivekanand, "Can't you wear proper clothes .. to be a Gentleman?" Swami Vivekanand smiled and said... . . "In your …
*polite way 2p*
Polite Way to Pee ** During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her studentsTeacher : "Michael, if you were…
Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?" Hi…
god & man
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful? God said to man : So that you will love them. Man said to God : But why did you make th…
Time for a thousand laugh
A blonde girl is swearing and smashing up her flat.She calls her boyfriend, "plz babe come home i cant do this f*ckin' puzzle". He asks "Well what's t…
How to make a girl happy;)
How to Make a girl Happy? It's not at all difficult. U only need to be 1. A friend 2. Companion 3. Lover 4. Chef 5. Electrician 6. Carpent…
the ugly girl in the beauty parlor
Man 1: I know that she is ugly but not as much as I thought. Man 2: What happened? Man 1: She had to spend six hours in the beauty parlor ju…
DIAMOND RING
A woman in a Jewlry store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring She looks round, embarrassed,nd sees the salesman standing …
sme wise thoughts
Some Wise thoughts- 1)Early to bed,early to rise,makes u stupid, gives u red eyes. . 2)Practice makes a man perfect bt nobody's perfect. .so,y pra…
Expectant wife.
An Angry wife asked her husband on phone, "where the hell are you?" Husband replied, "Darling you remember that Jewelery Shop where you saw the di…
the LAWYER and the BLONDE 007
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answe…
