A boy is c ing at girl`s shirt which has pictr of ralwy track. g: dnt u c rlwy trk. b: s, i dnt c rlwy trak wth spdbrkr.

The Prisoner Has Escaped! A bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me f...

a lady whos husband often goes out of station for bussiness tours,purchased a cat . Once a gentleman asked her husband-''what is the color of ur wife...

a company advertisement read -'40 % discount on panties' -- Santa-is it an off season discount? Banta-does they think females not wear panties in t...

Husband sent a text to his wife at night : "Hi I will get home late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes. #No reply#" And make sure you prep...

Air India ki flight ka Pilot announcement ke baad MIKE OFF karna bhul gaya. Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola: "Main pehle coffee piyunga, phir uss A...

yestrday morning when i tried to pick a cup of tea its handle broke.. Sometime latr as i tried to open d door of fridge its handle broke...uff I was...

A man died and went to heaven. When he got to pearly gate St.peter told him that new rules were in effect due to advance of education on earth. In ord...

A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies ...

A man is walking behind his wife and says " Baby you are so fat now your ass looks like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. B...

BOY..I wants to share everything with u.. GIRL..than let's start with bank account.

TYPES OF PEOPLE WHEN HAVING SEX: 1. Asthmatic - Ah AahhAh.Ahh 2.Obedient - Yeess.yesss 3. Unsatisfied - more.mmooorreee. 4.Religious -...

There was a Japanese who went to India for sightseeing. On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.During the journey...

It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the new...

One day Bush was out jogging and accidentally fell from a bridge into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Withou...

A man calls into the police station and says, “My wife is missing.” The officer asks, “How long has she been gone?” “A month.“ “Why did ...

Afridi scored a century with 37 balls.. Tendulkar scored a century with 43 balls.. But.. .. ..no one cn break the record of 'mahabharata's Dhrashr...

A policeman radio's in to headquarters " Hello. Is that you sarge?" " yes. Go ahead" " We have a case here . A woman has shot her husband for slipp...

Boy-how much calcium the woman's breasts contain ? Girl- i dont know how much thet contain. but i know they contain enough to make men's boneless thi...

Dear parent, Your Son Doesn't Smell Good In Class. . . Parent replied :- Dear teacher, My Son Is Not A Rose Dont Smell Him Te...