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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheek...

Examiner- tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only. Student- i dont know. Examiner- You fail. Wat is ur name? Student- lifting his pan...

One day, mr tom call all his friends and his neighbor,family co workers to his Birthday party. So everybody his there For the party,meanwhile that ...

What does elephant has and no other animals has..answer..elephant babies.

Teacher ask students if the plural of mouse is mice then what is the plural for house..students reply the plural for house is hice.

Joe:hello babe can u plz meet me at the restaurant i have to tell u something. Babe:ok i will be there in ten min.. Joe:babe am sorr...

Santa went to an auction and bid for a parrot 1000 rupees. Someone else bid 2000. Santa bid 2500, but someone bid 3000. Santa bid 3000, but some...

A yung lady was entertaining her bf whilst her hubby was out 4 th evening. Hubby return unexpectedly an his wife hearing th key in th lock. She thrust...

1. National Sister:" Mamta Banerjee, 2. National Girlfriend:" Sunny Leone, 3. National Tension:" Salman Khan's marriage, 4. National Bachelor:" Rah...

a hen is oprating a computer to find a place to give golden eggs!:D:D:D

"As soon go kindle fire with snow , as sek to quench the fire of Love with words........"

Today's thought: " " " " " " " " " " " " Don't always depend on my thoughts. Try to think of your own, sometimes!

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Mr. Been made a call to the hospital to enquire about his pregnant wife. But the call went to a cricket Stadium. He asked what is the conditi...

A mother noticed her little daughter praying,"please God," d litle girl kept saying, "Bless my dad n my mom and make Accra d capital of Kenya." "Why ...

-gap- 1. there is no wind in the football. 2. I talk, he talk,why you middle talk? 3. you rotate the ground 4 times 4. you go&understand the...

-heya- guys...... im here to inform u that...a new element added to periodic table of chemistry.... . .. .Name-Girl... .. ... .. Symbol-GL.... .. .....

A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won. Local newspaper read: 'Servant's ASS WON'. King was so upset with this kind of publicity that he or...

Girl : Hi Baby.... Boy : Hi My Love.... (Sending failed) Girl : Are You Here? Boy : Yes Yes I'm Here (Sending failed) Girl : Are You Ignor...