I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She infor...

Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him "sir can I help you open the door?" Akpos said "don't...

A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate wa...

AKPOS: Your teeth are like the stars. EKAETTE: Awwwww, thanks are they that pretty? AKPOS: No, they are far away from each other!

Akpos sits next to a girl on a table in an hotel. AKPOS: Hello madam? LADY: What is it? AKPOS: Sorry madam, just wanted to ask what the time is on...

A man was so jealous of his new born baby that he put poison on his wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, the driver died!

Boys require 100% talent to get a job. But girls require only 4% . & . . . . . Remaining ( 36 ) )24( ( 36 ) . . -hahaha- .fight.

Wht u want in your love destination..marrige or.sex

Jokes fun= 2 love plan to suicide boy jumped first Girl closed her eye and return back saying love is blind? [b]BOY in air opened his parachute say...

Eazy : Ill kill myself so that I won't pay you *he pulled a gun and shot himself dead* Akpors : hahaha.. If you think you will get away with my ...

A guy asks a girl in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl answered with a loud voice; I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!. ...

The C.E.O of a company was walking in the factory to see how the staff were doing. He noticed a guy leaning against the wall doing nothing, he appr...

Akpors was coming back from school singing out loud and dancing like nobody stuckshop...his parents was wondering why akpors was so happy..and decide ...

A beautiful woman is standing on a bridge, looking over the side and thinking about jumping off. A homeless man walks up to her. She sees the ma...

Akpors and his gang went to rob a city bank. Everbody down... Akpors shouted. Everyone lied flat on the floor. Where is the bank manager? He asked. A...

A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office, her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came out angry." She replied, "he...

I found this on the net!! .hehe. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husban...

A Mind Blowing Fact:" No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc Royal Enfields or 225cc Karizma. It cannot overtake a beautiful girl on 80c...

A cow was walking. Newton stopped it, it stopped. Then he found his first law, "An object continues to move unless it's stopped." He applied Force ...

Akpos' sister Bimbo took a rope to commit sucide AKPOS: Ah ah bimbo why the rope. BIMBO: I want to hang myself jor! AKPOS: Why all the ma...