Akpors interview PART I OFFICER:- what is your name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- Tell me properly! AKPORS:- Michael Phiri sir OFFICER:- ...

A mechanic was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a lady came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?" otokiti replied; "No, I am Otokiti". A man...

One day a boy asked her mum that,some of his friends insulted him that your mum vigina and your penis,he dont understand so he asked his mum but he re...

3 men took their wives to hospital for delivery. Shortly a nurse came out and ask "who is JOSEPH that works with three crowns milk company?" d man sto...

Selena:Remove my tshirt. Justin: (Does it) Selena:Remove my Skirt Justin:(Does it) Justin: Now what? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sele...

New Tongue Twister... Try This :- "Alpha Q" Go near a Lady and say it Loud & Fast 5 times continuously..! ! And Win Exciting Prizes On The Spot...

Sign board on a babbers shop. we need ur heads to run our bussiness.

Phone rings... Girl: hello Guy: my love hw're you doing Girl: am fine Guy: will you come my house this weekend? Girl: hmm... No i c...

Dear friends write ur fav teachers name here.smile.

Post words ending in CK!

Is what?

Police: Where do you live? Akpors: With my parents Police: Where does your parents live? Akpors: With me Police: Where do you all live? ...

An EGYPTIAN girl asked saahir. What can u do for me? Saahir replied, come behind the PYRAMID. I will make u MUMMY. -haha-

If you are in mood, and your partner, girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband is not in mood. . . . . . . . . . . . . Dont disturb him/her, ...

5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove th...

I Hate Cats.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same th...

kpos was walkin in a bush and suddenly saw a lion in front of him. He knelt down, prayin to GOD to deliver him. wen he opened his eyes, he saw t...

Really Funny meanings... CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agree...

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience...