Teacher fell Asleep in class and A little Naughty boy Walked up to Him
Johnny: Teacher are you sleeping in class?
Teacher: No I am not sleeping in class.
Johnny: what were you doing sir?
Teacher: I was talking to god.
The next day Johnny: fell asleep in class and the same Teacher walks up to him
Teacher: Young man you are sleeping in my class.
Johnny: No not me sir I am not sleeping.
Angry Teacher: what were you doing?
Johnny: I was talking to god.
Angry teacher: what did he say??
Johnny: god said he never spoke to you yesterday...
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