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* New Metal *

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*A New Metal is added to Chemistry:* Name: WIFE Symbol: BV Atomic Weight: Light when first found... tends to get heavier over the years with time. *Physical Properties :* - Boils at any time - Can freeze at any time - Melts if treated with love - Very Bitter if Mishandled *Chemical Properties :* - Very Reactive - Highly Unstable - Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books - Money Reducing Agent *Occurrence :* Mostly found in front of the Mirror. It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws. Pls share with all scientists, because a NEW METAL is added to our old CHEMISTRY. 😂😂😂

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