a magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean
The audience was different each week so he did same tricks over and over
The problem was, the captains parrot saw all the shows and began to understand how the magician did every trick. He started shouting in the middle of the show
`look its not the same hat. Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table. hey why are all the cards of spades ?' The magician was furious but as it was the captain parrot, he could do nothing
Then one day the ship sank and the magician found himself floating on a piece of wood with the parrot
The glared at each other but said nothing. Finally after a week, the parrot said 'Ok I give up
Where's the boat -haha -
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