Limericks...

Limericks are 5 liner funny poems... These lines must match... I'll give an example then you people post some...

An example of a limerick is : Gods plan made a hopeful beginning./ But man spoiled his chances by sinning./We trust that the story will end in Gods glory,/but at present the other side winning...

There was an old fellow from Spain/whose legs was removed by train/when his friends said- How sad/ He replied- I am glad./For Ive lost my varicose veins...

A statesman who lives near the Isis/Remarked to his cook in a crisis,/This meat is too tough/It is more than enough/To give a gas oven gastritis...

There once was a fish who could talk. He wanted to learn how to walk. He got out from the sea, Fell right onto me, And I nearly died from great shock...