Husband comes home...

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some crockery, vomits and falls down on the floor... Wife pulls him up and cleans everything. Next day wen he gets up he expects her to be really angry wid him.... He prays that they shouldd not have a fight.. He finds a note near the table.. "Honey..your favourite breakfast is ready on the table, i had to leave early to buy grocery... i'll come running back to you, my love. I love you.. He gets surprised and asks his son.., 'what happened last night..? Son told.. When mom pulled you to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt.. you were dead drunk and you said.. "Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone.. I'm Married!! Every Husband should be loyal to their wife Thats True Love... its all crazy

My brother also came home drunk after a work party. His baby daughter would'nt go near him, which made him cross. So, he threw a few plates and cups etc against the walls and floor. His wife got up from the table, and said to him; "So you wanna break things? Let me help you." she took each and every piece of crockery out of the cupboards, and smashed it. The next day, she demanded that everything should be replaced that same day. Needless to say that he NEVER broke another piece of crockery out of anger again.

hmmmm