Wife gives a treat to her husband on his birthday,and takes him to a dance club...
Doorman: Hi Sam how are you..
Wife to Sam: How you know him...
Sam:. I play football with him..
Inside...
Barman: Oh Sam its u as usual,how are you...
Sam to his wife:-before u ask me anything, I tell u he is my football team's player even...
Next a dancer says... Hi Sam again you with a new girl...
Wife storms out dragging Sam with her and jumps into a taxi...
Taxi driver:- Hey Sammy boy,you picked up an ugly one this time...
Sam's funneral is tomorrow,frndz plz do write few word so his soul may rest in piece 
