"A man stood outside of his house after a
bitter divorce and he noticed a crate of beer
bottles.
He took out an empty bottle and smashed it
onto the wall swearing, "you are the reason I
don't have a wife".
He smashed the second bottle, "you are the
reason I don't have children".
He smashed the third bottle, "you are the
reason I don't have a job".
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that
the bottle was still sealed and full of beer and
he said to the bottle, "you stand aside, I know
you were not involved".
nice one.
