Biwee Phone Pe: Hey Jaan! Kahan ho tum?
Bhul gaye aaj tum mujhe dinner par le jane
wale they.
Husband: Darling, tumeh wo Jewellery shop
yaad hai, jahan tumeh Diamond ka ek set pasand aya tha?
Biwee: Han.. Haan yaad hai.
Husband: Uss waqt mere pas itne paise nahi they. Main ne kaha tha mai tumeh Valentine
pe zarur gift karunga.
Wife: Khushi se uchalte hue: Han.. Han yaad hai.
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Husband: Mai uss Jewellery ke baju ki shop
mei baal katwa raha hun.. 
Valentine Gift
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Baal katwa ke ghar ja aaj teri kher nhi..
Ya to aaj tu nhi,
ya aaj woh nhi
beta tu to gya kaam se 
hahahahahahahahaha 
Le baba!!!!
hahahahaha