A drunken, totally naked, woman
jumped into a taxi at Park Beach
Plaza in
Coffs Harbour, Australia.
The Indian driver shook his head,
opened his eyes wide and stared at
the woman.
He made no attempt to start the
Cab.
"What are you staring at, Luv,
haven't you ever seen a woman
with no clothes on before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am
telling you, that would not be
proper,
where I am coming from..."
"Well, if you're not bloody staring at
me Luvie, what are you doing
then?"
"Well, I am looking and looking, and
I am thinking and thinking to
myself,
where is this lady keeping the
money to be paying me?!"
Good-1
...
Business minded or naughty minded 
