Agar kisi ki chai mei Makhhi gir jaye
toh voh kya karega?
Agar angrez hoga toh Makkhi fek kar
chai pee lega.
Agar chinese ya japanese hoga toh
pahle Makkhi ka zayka lega, fir chai
ki chuski le le kar enjoy karega.
Aur agar Hindustani hoga toh Makkhi
ko nikal k adhii chai pee lega fir Makhhi
ko chai mei dal kar, waiter se kahega..
"Abe saale andha hai kya?"
"Dekh chai mei Makhhi hai, dusri chai la."
Chal hath bhai we Indian dont do dat.
