Funny but it's true

1.I wonder why 95% of peoples are afraid to die but all of them wants to go to heaven. 2.Chopping of common onion can let you cry,if you didn't take care. 3.Blinking of an eyes 50 times, fake cry. 4.99% of living things hate mosquitoes. continuation.

6.Animals have more affection than human. pm i will explain it to you. 7.Pains of every sickness or disease increases at night. 8.You can behead cockroach but it can live for two weeks. 9.Elephant is the only animal that can't jump. 10...continuation

10.You learn from your mum not dad. 11.You can eat food given to kids but you can't wear they clothe. 12.You can hide but you can't run God. 13.Ladies are now the cause of teenage pregnancy because of their, cloth they put on. pm for explanation

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