A taxi driver runs a stop sign and
gets pulled over by a cop. He
thinks he's smarter than the cop,
and (knowing there's a non-
existent conviction rate for taxi
drivers), decides to prove this to
himself and have some fun at the
same time.
Cop: "License please!"
Taxi driver: "WHAT for!?"
Cop: "You didn't come to a
complete stop at the stop sign!"
Taxi driver: "Heish! I slowed
down, and nobody was coming!"
Cop: "You still didn't come to a
complete stop! License please!"
Taxi driver: "What's the
DIFFERENCE!?"
Cop: "The difference is, you have
to come to a complete stop! That's
the LAW! License please!"
Taxi driver: "Heish! If you can
show me the DIFFERENCE between
SLOW DOWN and STOP, me I can
give you my license, and you give
me the ticket! If not, you let me
go and NO ticket!"
Cop: "Exit your vehicle, Boetie."
The taxi driver gets out of his taxi
and, at this point, the cop takes
out his truncheon and starts
beating the ever-loving CRAP out
of the taxi driver, and says: "Do
you want me to STOP or just
SLOW DOWN, Boet?
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