Mene mere dost Mr.Chatwani ko
Phone kiya
Uski Wife ne uthaya,
Maine kaat diya.
Ab Aap hi batao maie uski Wife se
kaise Puchta ?Chatwani hai?.????
Suhagrat ko Husband:
kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..?
Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi
gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya,
Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!????
Girl: Baba mera Boyfrnd kab
sudhrega?
Baba: Use layi ho?
Girl: Nahi wo Ghar par hai.
Baba: Ok apni Bra utaro.
Girl: Kyu?
Baba: Uske Hatho ki lakeere dekhni
hai.???
Teacher: In 3 mein fark batao!
CALL GIRL, GIRL FRIEND &
BIWI ?
Sari Class chup ho gayi
itne mein Pappu bola:
Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid &
unlimited.???????????
Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai?
Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein
hume nanga dikhaya jata hai,
to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo
nahi??
pad to pad hota hai?
?????????
Lover: Darling Tum Chaddi kyon nahi
pahenti?
Lady: Mere husband ko maine
VACHAN de rakha hai ki..
usske alawa kisi ke bhi samne Chaddi
nahi utaarungi.???????
1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
Ladki rote hui boli
?Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha?
Santa ne Hosla diya
?Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE
tab dekh lena?.????
Teacher- Whats Ur name?
Boy- Hola.
Teacher- Ye kaisa Naam h?
Boy- Main Holi ke din paida hua tha
na.
Teacher- Thnx God
Ye Lodi ke din nahi paida hua!?????
Banta: Ek white colour ka condom
dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar
gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.?????
1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!??
) 
#shubham
hehe..
