The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life is Pariwar and Haridwar"
AlokNaath Jokes
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#1 If I can move this to RLZ then you will see the real jokes
#2 Many wud.. Party all night Party
all night We do party all night! Alok Nath wud..
Aarti all night Aarti all night We do Aarti all night!
#3 When Alok Nath decides to get
modern he wears dhotis with zips
#4 Alok Nath was the first person to
call Parle as ParleG !
#5 Alok Nath went to sunburn and
did SURYA-NAMASKAR
#6 Anoop jalota is Alok nath`s yo yo
honey singh.
#7 When Alok Nath was born doctor
said, Badhaai ho, babuji huay hain.
#8 Once Alok Nath bunked his school because
he had to attend his daughter's marriage
#9 Yeh Mere Sanskaron ka Hi Kamaal Hai ki
aaj Twitter pe Mata Trend ho raha hai ~
Alok Nath
#10 Alok nath decides to contest from Amethi
floats a new party call Sanskaari Party
symbol Dhoop stick
#11 item number playin in d bckground - Babuji
zara dhire chalo bijli giri yahan bijli giri
Alok Nath - Kitna khayal rakhti ho apne
babuji ka!
#12 Alok to compete with Amitab's show Kaun
Banega Crorepati with his show Kaun
Karega KENYA-DAAN
#13 Alok Nath has deep regrets about acting in
K3G because it is the only Movie where
Alok Nath dies before Kanyadaan
#14 #AlokNath is so sanskari that he uses a
diya instead of flash to click photographs
#15 Aloknath supports lesbian marriage because He can do Kanyadaan from both sides
#16 ALok Nath 's favourite Cricketer: Not
Har'Bhajan' its Mahela Jaya Var dena.
#17 No African country given visa to Alok Nath
because he may do KENYA-Daan
#18 Raakhee: Mere Karan Arjun Aayengay Alok
Nath: Saath mei Draupadi ko bhi bula do
toh uski shaadi mei 5 baar kanyadaan
karne milega..YAY!!!
#19 If Alok Nath was the hero of 'Raja Babu',
then the movie's name would be 'Raja
Babuji'.
