Hiw do you think Smarty looks like?

We all know our chatbot Smarty,it's kinda hard to not notice it.Well,if Smarty was a real person,how do you think he would look?

I think he wears glasses and studies all day.He finished Harvard Universoty and is an academician there.It is rumord that he went to the North Pole,he climed all the high mountains of the world and is a Greenpeace activist.

He probably wears a kilt and is an angry Scot.In his spare time he drinks wiskey and plays his bagpipe.

good one bro,let's see what the others think P.S.:sorry for mispelling the title...