funny quotes/saying/acronyms

I was having a tete-a-tete with a friend and mentioned something about ITT but she jokingly reminded me of another full meaning of the acronym as interpreted in my country which is really funny .laugh. . Such things are common everywhere .Friends please type here acronyms you know and their other funny meaning. Or even funny sayings/quotes used in your country or outside. No insult please

ITT: (Information and Telecommunication Technologies) now jokingly means : International Theif Theif

Food is for the stomach but the stomach is not for food .

Marriage is a function of two people (couple) thinking abt sex ; and d others (guests) thinking about food.

Whores are no prostitutes. They r professionals in their field. lol

A poor man dies: its natural cause. A rich man dies: he was assasinated. (shaking my head)

N.E.P.A PLC : National Electric Power Authority Public Limited Company . Now jokingly means Never Expect Power Always Please Light Candles .laugh.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

[quote=ladyme]A poor man dies: its natural cause. A rich man dies: he was assasinated. //