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time 2 make the galS knOw whOse da man
time 2 make the galS knOw whOse da manBoys vs Girls
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#1 A woman was pulled over by a blond woman speedcop ! cop sais: can i see your drivers licence ? Woman takes out her litl make up mirror and gives it to the blond cop. Cop sais: oh,you can go,i see youre a cop 2 !
#2 Whats the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side
#3 Did u hear about the guy who finally figured out woman? He died laughing before he could tell anybody
#4 they r not jokes, but all of them r true! 
#5 Q:how do you paralize a woman from the waist down? You mary her!
#6 Why is a battery better than a women ...cause it got a positive side
#7 What is the difrence between a screw and a pregnand woman? You can unscrew a screw but you cant unscrew a pregnand woman!
#8 Why did cave men drag there women by the hair....cause if they dragged them by the feet they would fill up with dirt
#9 Why do men fart more than women ....cause women wont shut up long enough to build up pressure
#10 What do you call a women who lost 95 % of her intelligence.....divorced
#11 A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted" next day he recieved 300 letters and the all said the same thing: "You can have mine"
#12 Q.Wot do u call a woman wiv no legs ....? A. a slug
#13 Wy ladies always like 2 walk sexilly, jst bcoz, 2 get men impressed, tell me wat is so super abt these women? 
#14 God make sun moon earth & other planet then take rest of 1 day
#15 Then after make animal bird tree & take 1 day rest
#16 Cnt live wit dem,cnt live witout dem
#17 why do men trough bred in the toilet? to feed the toilet duck!
#18 why do men take a gun 2 work? coz when his boss fires him he fires back!
#19 why do men take their scooters to bed? 2 get 2 their dreams quicker!
#20 why do men jump off a building? 2 c if the womans maxi pads have wings!