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Funny jokes

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ek sharabi bar se daru pee ke baahar nikla, to use ek pandit mila..... Sharabi ne pandit se pucha= tum kaun ho?....... Pandit bola= mai saadhu hu, bhagwaan ki puja karta hu Sharabi hanste hue bola= are to mai hi bhagwaan hu Pandit hairan hua aur bola= achha To saabit kar ke dikha........ Sharabi use apne saath bar me le gaya, jaise hi dono andar ghuse, sharabi ko dekh kar bartendar bola= he bhagwaan tum fir aa gaye........ Sharabi muskurate hue pandit se bola= dekha smiley
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Santa: dekh dekh teri biwi ko saap kaat raha hai Banta: abey wo kaat nhi raha smiley -hehe2- smiley uska 'zeher' khatam ho gya hai to wo RECHARGE karwane aya hai.

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