1. Shortest love story...he asked " will u marry me" she replied "no".He lived happily ever after.
2.why does a teacher wear sun glasses?
Because her students are so bright.
3.Who is Raja Ram Mohon Roy?
They r all four best friends.
4.1st man: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
2nd man:she diny hav the guts.
1st man: why did cinderela's soccer team always lose?
2nd man: cos her coach was a pumpkin.
