hindi-jokes

Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.... Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !

Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya.. . . Wah! Wah! Wah!! Wah!! . . . . . . . . . . Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH Aaya... Phirrrrr...? Phir kya.! ? ? ? ? ? Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me Hosh Aaya..

Girl: Have a Good Day. He: No thank you. I like Parle G more. . . . . . . . . *gets blocked*

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Raju Nurse: What’s your Birth Date? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Are you Married? . . Patient : No no , it was a car accident.

1st Girl:- How was ur 1st date ? . . . . . 2nd Girl :- Good & wo rahees (rich) ghar ka lagta hai. . . 1st Girl : Wo kese ? . . . . 2nd Girl 2 : Mujhe kiss karne aaya tab uske muh se Pyaaz ki smell aa rahi thi.

Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola- "Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala margaya kya."

He: Kya pehni ho? She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai? He: ok, How India should handle China issue? She: T-Shirt & Lower.

Gujju man: Hey! Wht's ur name? . Lady: Diana Penty. And u? . Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!! *Blocked*

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Killer one Wife: Tum mujhe aisi 2 batein batao k ek se me khush ho jau aur dusri se mujje gussa aaye !! Husband: 1 Tum meri zindagi ho 2 Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.

Boy:kesi ho...?? Girl: f9 Boy: missing me..? Girl: Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai Girl: Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra? Girl: Boy: busy ho? Girl: umhm Boy:- Koi paas hai...?? Girl: na Boy: To kuch likh bhi, apne Baap ki shaklein kyu send kar rahi hai.... Girl:- Boy: I heard u failed in English? Girl: Who telled you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d result ystrdy. I Passed away. Boy:-_- meri maa tu smiley hi use kar le.

Jab kutte ki mout aati h.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To kutta mar jata hai. . . Aap ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!

Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun tod Di? . . PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi Tha.... . Santa: Toh..? . . . . . PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki Wo Meri Kya Hogi...

God post

Best ways to GET BLOCKED from girls … ****New 1*** On FB Chat. She: Let Me Tell U A Story.. One Day.. He: MATARAM..!! *BLOCK KAR DIYA* ——————————————————————————————— Me: Hi, What’s Ur Name? She: Asha. Me: But You’re Not Small.. She: What? Me: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si ASHA.!! *Thappad Pad Gaya* ——————————————————————————————— boy : maine ek aisi cheez ka pata lagaya hai jisse. Deewar ke Aar-Paar dekha ja sakta hai… girl:: what.. (With excitement) boy : Hole.. *Blocked* ——————————————————————————————— Girl: What’s Up? Boy: Uttar Pradesh… *gets blocked* ——————————————————————————————— On WhatsApp.. Me: Hi.. Girl: Whoz Dis? What's Your Name? Me: Naam Bata Dunga To Pehchaan Bura Maan Jaayegi.. *BLOCKED* ——————————————————————————————— Girl: I’m free tommorow! Boy: pehle kya paid thi??

After marriage: ladka - Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili hai to Character to milnge hi na :-p =D

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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p