A servant enrolled his donkey in a race
& won.
Local newspaper read: 'Servant's ASS WON'.
King was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the servant to
get rid of the donkey, and presented it to his
queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".
The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for
10 dollars.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10 dollars".
This was too much,the King ordered the
queen to buy the donkey back & set it free
in the jungle
The next day Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD
& FREE"
The king died the next day 
