2wapworld staff office memo=)

To: All Mod&Admin Dear Staff, It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in- between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday. Lunch Breaks: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average size. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness.

I wanna resign after reading this

Thanks I'm not in team.

use area51.. we hv not any concern with topic issue.. moov topic in silly zone

And what's about for rest of the Users?? Bore..........????

all team member cat walk against us.. we clap them

Gucci bag

Haha.........Yes we can do this!!!

I dun care...!

After reading it anyone dnt want to be a staff

don't free post here . Sonic report topic to team

Let her Report........I've the powerof the ordinary users.You know the no. Of Users is more than no. Of staffs!!

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*Imoi

Hey...I am not in staff ....so why you are curious about what I wear? .dd1. @Dash

same here

sorry . Buddy 1st... I m just curious for yr dress..

And u shud also give a week notice incase ur going to die so we can arange for u to train some one else in ur place

U will not get any leave for funerals, is no use coz u cant do anything for the dead.

unrest is starts in staff team, moreover they shall be going on strike against office memo

Poor staff