Two blondes meet in the afterlife.
"How did you die?", the first one asks. "Oh! I died in a
freezer" the second blonde replied. "So how did you
die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my
husband was having an affair, so one day when I
came home early from work, I looked all over the
house, trying to look for the other woman because I
saw that my husband was naked. When I was coming
upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and
broke my neck. I never got to find that woman,"
replied the first blonde.
The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in
the freezer, maybe we both might still have been
alive!"
