A mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl
as a roommate. During his meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She
had long been suspicious of a relationship between
the two and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening while watching the
two interact, she started to wonder if there's more
between him and his roommate.
Reading his mom's thought, his son volunteered, "I
know what you must be thinking, but I assure you,
we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him
saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've
been unable to find the silver plate. You don't
suppose your mother took it,do you?
He said, "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her just to be
sure!"
He sat down and wrote,
Dear mom,
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing.
I'm not saying that you did take the silver plate from
my house, and I'm not saying that you don't take it,
but the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your son.
Several days later, he received an email from his
mother which read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate,
and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her: but
the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN
bed, she would have found the silver plate by now,
under her pillow.
Love,
Mom
nice one bro. Keep pOSTING
