Technological Mistake

Emo_CutE_GiRl_: 1 Seher me Train se 100 Logon ka accident hua. 99 mar gaye 1 Golu hi bach gaya! Reporter ne usse pucha ye sb kaise hua? Golu: anouncment hua ki Shatabdi Express platform par aa rahi hai, to sab ghabra ke platform se kudkar patri pe aa gaye, par saali train platform par nahi patri pe aayi %) . . Reporter: Aur ap smajdar nikle jo patripar nahi utray ! Golu: Ji nahi, mai to suicide karne aya tha, anouncemnt sunkar patri se hat kar platform par let gaya

Trax: hahahaha... i can't stopped my laugh.....

_-Raj-_: I dont understand any!

chaPPies: i also dont understand

Emo_CutE_GiRl_: Late night, boy drops the girl at her home, on the gate, he puts his hand onthe wall n says:" can I kiss u.. ?? . . Girl:" nahi aaj nahi.. . Boy:" plz.. ?? . Girl:" No.. . Boy:" de do na jaan.. ?? . Girl:" No yaar abhi nahi.. . . This continues for 10 mints, . Then Girl's little brother appears on door, says: . . . . . . . . . . "Papa keh rahe hai, tum ise kiss do ya na do tmhari marzi.. par is begairat se kaho INTERCOM k button se hath utha le.. Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha hai.

Emo_CutE_GiRl_: 1 Seher me Train se 100 Logon ka accident hua. 99 mar gaye 1 Golu hi bach gaya! Reporter ne usse pucha ye sb kaise hua? Golu: anouncment hua ki Shatabdi Express platform par aa rahi hai, to sab ghabra ke platform se kudkar patri pe aa gaye, par saali train platform par nahi patri pe aayi %) . . Reporter: Aur ap smajdar nikle jo patripar nahi utray ! Golu: Ji nahi, mai to suicide karne aya tha, anouncemnt sunkar patri se hat kar platform par let gaya