Ekk chor ekk ghar mai chori kaar tha raheta hai tabhi ekk police walla waha pochta hai.
police-suno tum ruq jao nahi tho goli maar donga.
chor-tum mujhe goli marne se phele mai yaha sai nikal jaonga.
police-o itna confident hai.
chor-chor ko pakdna muskil hi nahi namonkin hai.
chor waha se bhag padtha hai
Police-constable petrol nikalo.
constable-yes sir.petrol nikaldiya.
Police-abe salle petrol car nikalne ke liye kaha petrol oil nahi.
good one. idiot constable. 
