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My kinda husband!

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "Im at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only *2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "*90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyre asking *980,000 for it." MAN:"Well, then go ahead and makean offer of *900,000. Theyll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if its what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. Ill see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men inthe locker room are staring at him inastonishment, mouths wide open.

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