Rajnikant shocked

Teacher: What is half of 8?? Rajnikant: 4 . . . . Engineer(must b like me): It Changes..... If U cut horizontally then Its '0' & If U cut vertically then Its '3'........ Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.

funny ones

nice joakes...... Thanku soni... Carry on....

Haha...funny evn i dnt undrstand much...

No Way,How can Rajni Be shocked?

Lagta hai aaj 'SAAS' ghar par nahii hai. Iss karan lambi fursat mil gayee itne jokes post karney kii. Ha ha ha...

Fb.. che copy aahet na...

mi fb var read kele

Good luck to you.

All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off – Shakespeare. . . . . All boys are innocent before the lights are off. – Shakespeare’s wife…

Engineer'sExams Life - . 9am- Wake-up 10am- Breakfast 11am- Thinking 2 score 80% 12am- Watch TV 1pm- Lunch 2pm- Thori neend le ke parhenge dimagh set hoga .. 4pm- Games 5pm- Thinking 2 score 60% 6pm- Troubling friends "kuch parha?" 8pm- Searching books. 9pm- Dinner 10pm- Lo bhai light gayi. 11pm- Ya ALLAH! Bas pass kara de... 12pm- kal se pakka parhunga... aryan'z

Sonic in court(sad): Bachpan me agar maa ki baat suni hoti to aaj yeh din na dekhna padta.:'( JUDGE: Kya kehti thi maa?:/ . . . SANTA: Judge sahab aap bhi chutiyon wali baat kar rahe ho. Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise bataau kya kehti thi.... :>/

haha, good joks, keep it up

Hum pani kyu pite hain ?? . . . . . . . . . . kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte...:p :/ Hahaha.. kasam se bachpan se genius hu, par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya.. Aryan'z

*Facebook addiction* "Aapka beta kya karta hai ?? - "Ji B.Tech kar li.. Ab Page admin hai aur memes bnaata hai" Aur aapki beti ?? - "CA clear nahi hua.. Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai..:p

Arz kiya hai.. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jalgye mere lips.. . . Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips.. . . . . . . . . . . Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".

Abí tak ka sabse Faddu joake . . Ek din imran hashami ek bar me beer ka mug le kar baitha hua muskura raha tha. .. Ranbir: Bada muskura raha hai tu bhai... Baat kya hai?? .. Imran: Kal machhli pakadne gaya tha main. Nadi kinaare genliya mili. . Usko Nadi paar karni thi. . Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha, "YA TO MUJHE kiss kar LE, YA PAANIME KOOD JA." .. Aur us bechari ko tairna nahi aatatha. Tu to jaanta hai boat me paani ki lehron k bich kissing ka maje hi alag hai. .. Ranbir: Gazab kismat hai teri filmi parde pe kya tu to real me bhi kisi ko nhi chorrta .. Agle din imran hashmi usi bar me usi table par beer ka mug le kar baitha huajor jor se ro raha tha. .. Ranbir: Ye'c'grade ki satai huì heroien jaisa muh bana k kyu ro raha hai??? .. Imran: Kal fir se machhli pakadne gaya tha main. Nadi kinaare ek english ladki mili. Usko bhi Nadi paar karni thi. . Maine usko apni boat me bithaya aur beech nadi me boat rok di aur usko kaha, "YA TO MUJHSE Kiss kar LE, YA PAANI ME KOOD JA." . Usne kaha i m ready bt kiss k alawa b tumhe aur bhi bhaut kuch karna hoga..... Aur itna kehte hi usne apni nakli wig utari ... . Mere to tote ud gaye. Wo sala justin biber nikla... Aur TAIRNA MUJHE BHI NAHI AATA THA"...!!! .. Aryan'z

BHAGWAN ka diya sab kuch hai:" . . Books hai . . Notes hai . . Time hai . . aur hausla to itna he ke… jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakta hu, . . bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai, . . . . . . . . . . "MOOD"Saala banta hi nai…:p

A Japani came to INDIA... He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda over takes ... Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota over takes Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN..... very fast .... Reached Airport &asked How Much ?? . . . Driver:" RS. 8000... Japani:" Why so expensive ?? . . . . . . . . . . . Driver:" METER made in INDIA very fast . Hahaha Indians Rocks..

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..:p . 1 Word Is Enough To Break A Heart...:p . 1 Second Is Enough To Fall In Love.... . . But Why . . . . . . . . . 1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's.... . . Point To Be Noted...:p