AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!
OPERATOR: Where is your location?
AKPOS: Gba--ja-bia--mi la Street.
OPERATOR: Please, spell the Gbajabiamila. [minutes of silence]
OPERATOR: Are you there? [Still silent]
OPERATOR: Hey, mister! Are you there!?
AKPOS: [Panting] Erm...Erm...so sorry for the delay. I couldn't spell Gbajabiamila.
So, I've dragged him to Oni street. Should I spell it now?
.....dat ws a fair one...
akpor