Really Funny meanings...
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in
paper with fire at one end and a
fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a
man loses his bachelor's degree
and a woman gains her
master's.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number
present.
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens and everybody
disagrees in the end.
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of
things straight!
YAWN:
The only opportunity some
married men
ever get to open their mouths.
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their
mistakes.
DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to
hell in such a way that you
actually look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from
the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
BOSS:
Someone who is early when you
are late and late when you are
early.
POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand
before elections and your
confidence afterward.
DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with
pills and later with his bills... 
hahahahahahah....
hahahahahahah....
tnx sheering